DBZ and What to Expect in 2011.

I know it’s weird for me to review a parody, but I say, screw it, and do it anyway, even though there is mainstream shows dancing on my laptop. So, fanboys and girls, I’m tossing out Hawaii 5-0 this week, mainly because I don’t give a shit.


DBZ Abridged is a parody of the show, with all the characters returning to be either stupid or just downright hilarious, geared towards minors and adults wishing to be minors, making their own storyline within the storyline.

I liked Season 1. It was okay and I have been watching every episode since number one. And fuck you if you think I’m a fanboy, because this shit is hilarious and always there for when I want a giggle.

Team Four Star has done an excellent job with the show I completely support them, if I had any money. I haven’t seen anything by Little Kuriboh, the director/writer/actor of Yugioh Abridged. If there is, let me know. His shit’s hilarious, too.

I recommend these two because they are edited properly and they are not terrible with voice acting. If you try to watch the other ones, then you have no soul.

Questions of the day: have any of you notice that there hasn’t been a Terminator game in, like, ever? And see if the Sonic X Abridged is going to be more than just one episode because Shady Vox should make another?

And what to expect in 2011?

The year is almost up, and I just want to say my expectations in 2011 that 2010 had failed in are that there should be better games. You know the kind of games I have seen so far in previews and upcoming news?

1. Batman: Arkham City—Arkham Asylum was great. It was pretty good. The graphics were awesome, and the stealth mode made you look like the mad-murderer, picking off the bad guys and freaking them out. I think Arkham City is going to be an open world sandbox, and hopefully, achieve the Spiderman 2 game or at least above it.

2. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3—the second game was good, I’ll give it to them; I hope that number three will be much better and run more smoothly then the last one. Hopefully, the third-person or first-person option is there rather than first-person. I hope the enemy this time is North Korea, because I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF SHOOTERS WARRING WITH RUSSIANS!!!

3. Dragon Age 2—as opposed to the DA:O game, you get to play a single character who makes tough and moral decisions in the game. I can already guess where this leads to. But I ask that, “Why does the synopsis sounds like its Mass Effect?”

4. Mass Effect 3—the second one was long enough and this is the final chapter in the series as Commander Shepherd goes against the Reapers. I am guessing that they’ll want either ME1 or ME2 memory slots so that your character is in the game. Hope they turned the combat and melee system to be more than just one punch.

5. Portal 2—I only saw Portal 1 once, and it was great! It had a nice touch of graphics and polished puzzles. The only thing that was annoying was the woman’s voice over the loud speaker, the dumb bitch. Anyway, I expect Valve will make this one a little more challenging, with some extra tools and better options. I just don’t want you to say Vindictus is better than Portal.